Two things:

1. I got an e-mail forwarded to me today, from one of my co-workers. It was calling for a boycott of a stamp that USPS has recently issued commemorating a Muslim holiday. Because Muslims kill Americans, don’tcha know, and they shouldn’t get our stamps?

2. A different co-worker pointed out a name [...]

Opening night went surprisingly well. I only tore the heads of two kids.

I am now the mean, old bitch.

One Year Ago Today: As of the next year, our 100 arpents of ground will be certified there biological to the [place name].