I was in the bank yesterday at lunch depositing some checks. There was an older man at the counter filling out his deposit slip, and he was doing that thing where he’s partly talking to himself and partly talking to me. I finished up my slip and bustled over to the counter.
Just as I finished up with the teller, he started wandering up. The teller said to me, “Have a nice day.” and I said, “Thanks! Happy holidays.” And I turned to walk out the door.
The old man yelled after me, “MERRY CHRISTMAS!”
I laughed to myself, because dude, if he’s a Christian, than he’s totally doing it wrong.
One Year Ago Today: The only requirement is that it be a pretty movie.